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FlopPOP has teamed up with world-renowned Agony Aunt, Agatha Sullivan, to provide you with expert, practical advice and guidance for all your life issues. She is recognised in her field as one of the world's leading Agony Aunts and although she is now semi-retired she has previously worked as a counsellor and has contributed articles to many magazines and publiciations worldwide on subjects as far ranging as etiquette and sex-therapy. Best of all her advice here is completely free!

If you would like to contact Agatha with a problem or concern you can use the form located here or simply email Agatha on agatha@floppop.com.

Please note that not all submissions can be answered and that Agatha leads a busy life and will only be answering these questions in her spare time.


Lost Friendship
Agatha, I used to have a friend who I loved dearly. The friend turned against me and is very stubborn. I believe he became jealous of me but it would be nice to get some professional advice. I'm willing to be friends but he isn't. Help Agatha....
Friendship is a two-way street. If he refuses your advances to clear the air and rejects your friendship, there isn't much you can do. Save yourself the frustration and respect his wishes. I'm sure you can find a better friend.

Yours Truly,


Pestered
Dear Aggy baby

I am dating someone who just won't leave me alone. The second I get home from school they want to come over, they always want to spend the night. Every second of their day they want to spend with me. It gets really old, really quick. I have told them in the nicest way that I just need time for myself right now, and I want to hang out with them... just not for hours and hours on end every single day. But, it still doesnt seem to get through. When I tell them no, they just try and guilt me and then get pissed when I still say no. I am being meaner about it lately, even though I don't want to... but I have no idea what else to do. Do you have any advice for me?
Dear Pestered,

I have been in the same situation many times. People like you and I must suffer the fact we are so attractive and alluring our suitors cannot seem to get enough time with us.

I would suggest that you set some boundaries in a firm but loving manner. You are a student, so you can surely use school work as an excuse. "Darling, I'd love to see you but I have so much school work to complete and I'm afraid being near you all I'd be thinking of his how much I want you. I'm afraid I have to put my studies first and we'll have to see each other this weekend."

Then say goodbye, turn off your cell phone and enjoy some alone time.

Yours Truly,


Tender Tushie
Agatha, I have a problem with my ass in that it's always very sore, sometimes just wiping it with toilet tissue is painful, and sometimes when I shower if water gets down there it stings really badly. Because of this I am unable to enjoy a healthy sex life. All I ever wanted in life was to be a power bottom, and I can't even stand having a finger up there, never mind a penis. Please help.
Dear Tender Tushie,

I'm flattered that you came to me for advice, but if you are that sensitive you should seek professional medical help.

Yours Truly,


Easy Virtue
Dear Agatha, I have a problem with being slutty and of easy virtue. I love cock and i just can't go without it. I love the feeling of a guy rubbing his hands all over me and talking dirrty. Calling me a filthy whore and a skank. I love having sex and getting my hole streched. My question is how can I tame the tramp inside of me? I want to be a classy person, not a trashy one. What should i do Agatha?
Dear Easy Virtue,

Marrying the desires to be yourself and who you want to be is a lifelong challenge many never achieve. You can be classy and a tramp at the same time, the key is discretion and safety. Many men love the quiet, demure type that is a freak in the bedroom. Just remember, always use condoms and have a safety word.

Yours Truly,


Top or bottom
Are you a top or a bottom?

Darling I've been top, bottom, sideways, over, under and around back and I have the jewelry collection to prove it.

Yours Truly,


Semens In Seattle
Recently my boyfriend has been asking me to swallow his cum whilst we've been making love, however the mere thought of having millions of sperms wriggling around inside my mouth makes me heave, plus it tastes disgusting. On the one hand I want to please my boyfriend, but is he asking too much? Dear Agatha, what should I do?

Dear Semens in Seattle,

First I'd like to say I am pleased to see he is comfortable enough to talk about sexual issues with you like this. That is a good sign, as is your desire to please your partner. If he cares as much about pleasing you as you do him, then a compromise should be acceptable to him, or even you saying no outright.

I've always been of the opinion that one shouldn't ask another to do something in bed that they wouldn't be willing to do themselves. Is he willing to reciprocate? Perhaps you'd be willing to compromise and let him cum in your mouth then spit it out? There is also a technique called snowballing, where you would immediately kiss him and push his cum into his mouth. Maybe he could give you ejaculate on your face instead, if you'd be comfortbable with that?

Obviously, there is also the issue of safer sex practices to be mindful of. Make sure you are both tested for HIV and other diseases before doing anything like this.

Yours Truly,


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